"Curiouser and curiouser!" cried Alice...poor chile, if only she did know 'bout T&T she woulda find Wonderland wasn' too bad at all! Dat book have some real nice passages dat suit dis place so sweet I has to wonder if in fact Charles Lutwidge Dodgson wasn' a time traveller...

"I quite agree with you," said the Duchess; "and the moral of thatis--Be what you would seem to be--or if you'd like it put more simply--Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what itmight appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to themto be otherwise."

Or to put it a nex odder way - if yuh cyant  ...

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